Monday Mandates: Precision-Craftsmanship

On this day, Monday Mandate decrees that all employees must adhere to the following precision-craftsmanship guidelines:

1. Use only the finest, hand-crafted, artisanal, bespoke tools.
2. Each product must be inspected for at least 7 times by at least 3 separate, highly trained, and highly skeptical inspectors.
3. Every product must be signed and certified by a member of the Monday Mandate Guild of Master Craftsmen.
4. No product shall be released until it has been properly documented with at least 17 high-resolution, glossy photographs.
5. Each product must be accompanied by a comprehensive, 50-page manual, written in iambic pentameter, and bound in the finest, hand-made leather.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: loss of productivity, loss of creativity, and/or forced attendance at a mandatory, 3-day "Craftsmanship Re-education" retreat.